Welcome to my mind, please wipe your feet

pedaldown:

Perfect song for the self hating mood I’ve been in all weekend.

jjarichardson:

Ty Segall - “Don’t Talk to Me” (GG Allin cover)

policymic:

Great news! The Reading Rainbow Kickstarter succeed in just a half a day — to the tune of $1.5M

In just 12 hours, around 23,000 Reading Rainbow fans decided to pitch in, far surpassing Burton’s initial goal of $1 million. By the end of the day, the Kickstarter had already raised $1.5 million, with 34 days left to go.

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arctickayla:

What if the world was made of glazed donuts? You would be like, “Man, that’s fuckin’ sweet, I can’t believe the world is made of donuts.”
What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets? You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations.

What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur? What if you peed out of your nose? What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii?
What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with? What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts, making all the donut people pissed?

What if your face was made of bumblebees? You would be like, “Dude, this really sucks. I do not want a face made out of bumblebees.”
What if your dad was made of rainbows? You would be like, “OMG that’s lame. I want a dad made out of ninja robots.”

What if your pool was filled with applesauce? What if a hot dog was your tongue? What if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three meat jambalaya?
What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there would be no escape?

What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? You would be like, “Awww, look at the puppy dog. Aww, c’mere. C’mere! Whatcha doing little guy? Whatcha doing? Ooh whatcha wooky wooky. Look at the puppy dog. The puppy dog… puppy doggies!”
Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes? What if your butt was on your chest? What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?

What if the world was made of…

Ok, this makes me smile. 

beth-malicious:

carry-on-my-wayward-url:

maxeth:

what the fuck is going on

You’re right!

Nightmare fuel.

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Interview Excerpt with Godforbid and Jeremy Page

A: how do you write your songs?
JP: Shitty question, next..
A: Come on, these questions aren't for me they're for the people.
JP: What people?
GFB: The ones who live in the computer, and come to the shows.
A: Yeah, those people.
GFB: It's easy really; I eat life, and shit words, and he eats life and shits music.
JP: Some people eat life, and shit carpentry.

microwavecheeseburgers:

Sodapop and bubble gum,

Run before the trouble comes…

Some of the best albums i’ve ever heard in my life